What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?